Delusions of... Everything: 46

I stole this from Chronicles of a County Girl, cause I'm sneaky like that. I thought it would be fun for a Sunday that I'm away.

Answer each question by typing in your answer on Urban Dictionary. You MUST use the first definition!

1. Your Name: Tammy

A sweet girl-next-door type. A girl who would be your best friend. And if you're lucky she'll fall in love with you too. Think of Debbie Reynolds in the "Tammy and the Bachelor" movies.

Mike: I'm sick of the big mouth sluts with attitude in this school.

Joe: Perhaps you need to find a Tammy. Good luck with that.

I was named for the Tammy character portrayed by Debbie Reynolds. It was either Tammy or Gidget. I'm glad my mama picked Tammy.

2. Your age: 46

A ho. Pronounced "four six", not "forty six," and is derived from the letters H and O on a telephone touch pad. H is on 4, O is on 6.

Adam: "This party is a sausage fest."
Bill: "Ya, let's get some 46's over here."

Who knew 46 was the year of the HO?!

3. What should you be doing? Working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

I like my job I just don't anything to do at the moment!

4. Favorite color? My absolute favorite color is the reddish/pinkish/orangish/purplish color of the sky at sunrise or sunset. So I'm going with Sunrise and Sunset as colors...

Sunrise:

When you're laying in bed first thing in the morning and you get a boner for no apparent reason; the name is derived from the time of day at which it occurs

I woke up early this morning when I rolled over on my sunrise

Sunset:

In corporate doublespeak, sunsetting something means stopping to do something, eg. a project or different aspects of the job.

We need to sunset that initiative we started last year.
I can't believe they want to sunset the dental benefit!

Those morning boners are so inconvenient!

5. Birthplace? Seattle

The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city.

It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle.

And ohh yeah, we're smart, too.

I'm so glad to live in Seattle.

I truly am glad to live in Seattle, I love it here!

6. Month of your birthday? December

The month in which the hottest women are born.

That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

Uhhh duh!

7. Last person you texted? Scott

An incredibly cool person.

That is guy is such a Scott!

Again... duh!

8. One of your nicknames: teevee

word used when not explaining what was said to Adam

adam:what were you guys talking about?

others:We were talking about teevee........?,.,.,

Wha?!

9. What are you doing this weekend? Going to the beach

shitting; due to the tradition of releasing fecal matter into the ocean when no other rest room is available